Coming to an Olympic venue near you!
We’ve all been there: in a hurry, trying to get out the door somewhere, when your precious darling excretes the foulest substance known to man all over the diaper and through the sides. How could something so foul come from such cuteness?
Anyway, during one of the frantic cleanup sessions (clock ticking), I carefully folded the toxic bundle and set it to the side in order to catch the last ‘finishing’ wipes. That is when my bundle of joy did one of her thrusting kicks. This, in itself, is not bad. But the precious little foot had a precious little sock on it that caught the Velcro tab on the diaper. On the return kick, the diaper went with it- CONTAINMENT BREACH! (did I mention tick tock tick tock?) So old diaper kisses the new diaper, clean bottom is re-soiled, OUTFIT #2 is toast, and daddy gets to change shirts. Tick tock OH WHATEVER.
This is finished up with the smile to end all smiles. Yes little one, you are worth it!
I am so glad the Martins are blogging. Keep these stories coming. They are precious!
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